So off they went and left me home with this other handsome boy. We played legos, had a snack, read some books and started to wind down for bedtime. I thought I'd take a quick shower while he was distracted playing.
Shower Part 1
He soon joined me in the bathroom. And proceeded to go through my necklace box which results in a big tangled mess. So I interrupted my shower and dealt with that.
Shower Part 2
Minutes later he had taken off his diaper and was trying to us the potty. He didn't go, instead decided he needed a drink of water from the bathroom faucet. While he was up there, he peed. All over the counter. And perilously squatted near the edge of the counter in a large puddle of pee, ready to slip off. So I stopped the shower again and wiped up the whole mess.
Shower part 3
I finished showering, finally. Got out. And that's when I realized I had wiped up Emerson's mess with my last clean towel.